If my thighs could talk...263 days left!

If my thighs could talk, they would say..."Ummm...who decided that it would be a good idea to light us on fire?  We were not consulted about this recent decision to get rid of our cushion and our world has been rocked."

If my thighs could talk, they would say..."We're quite fond of cottage cheese, thank you very much!"

If my thighs could talk, they would say..."We would like to meet the person who invented the 'lunge.'  We have a few nasty words for Mr. Lunge.  While you're at it, put Mr. Squat in front of us, too.  We don't like him very much either!"

If my thighs could talk, they would say..."We like the sound of denim rubbing together."

And if my thighs could talk, they would say..."And enough with the butt-thrusting!  That hurts us, too!"

Lucky for me, my thighs can't talk.  My mouth does all the talkin'.  My mouth looked my legs straight in the thighs and said, "Shut the hell up!  Put your big girl panties on and deal with it!  We're doing this thang!"

By the way, I officially registered for the 1/2 Marathon today!  If you're interested in running the 1/2 Marathon, Marathon, or 5K in Baton Rouge on January 15, 2012, you can register at:  http://www.thelouisianamarathon.com/. 

January 15th will be here before me and my thighs know it!  Tit for Tat.  Fit not Fat!